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68 changes: 60 additions & 8 deletions foaas.py
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Expand Up @@ -14,6 +14,7 @@

class FuckingResponse(object):
''' Takes care of making the actual request in the specified format. '''

def __init__(self, url, language=None):
self.url = url
self.language = language
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class Fuck(object):
actions = {
'anyway': 'anyway/{company}/{from}',
'asshole': 'asshole/{from}',
'awesome': 'awesome/{from}',
'back': 'back/{name}/{from}',
'bag': 'bag/{from}',
'ballmer': 'ballmer/{name}/{company}/{from}',
'bday': 'bday/{name}/{from}',
'because': 'because/{from}',
'blackadder': 'blackadder/{name}/{from}',
'bm': 'bm/{name}/{from}',
'bucket': 'bucket/{from}',
'bus': 'bus/{name}/{from}',
'bye': 'bye/{from}',
'caniuse': 'caniuse/{name}/{from}',
'chainsaw': 'chainsaw/{name}/{from}',
'cocksplat': 'cocksplat/{name}/{from}',
'cool': 'cool/{from}',
'cup': 'cup/{from}',
'dalton': 'dalton/{name}/{from}',
'deraadt': 'deraadt/{name}/{from}',
'diabetes': 'diabetes/{from}',
'donut': 'donut/{name}/{from}',
'dosomething': 'dosomething/{verb}/{thing}/{from}',
'everyone': 'everyone/{from}',
'everything': 'everything/{from}',
'family': 'family/{from}',
'fascinating': 'fascinating/{from}',
'field': 'field/{name}/{from}/{reference}',
'flying': 'flying/{from}',
'fyyff': 'fyyff/{from}',
'gfy': 'gfy/{name}/{from}',
'give': 'give/{from}',
'greed': 'greed/{thing}/{from}',
'horse': 'horse/{from}',
'immensity': 'immensity/{from}',
'ing': 'ing/{name}/{from}',
'keep': 'keep/{name}/{from}',
'keepcalm': 'keepcalm/{verb}/{from}',
'king': 'king/{name}/{from}',
'life': 'life/{from}',
'linus': 'linus/{name}/{from}',
'look': 'look/{name}',
'looking': 'looking/{from}',
'madison': 'madison/{name}/{from}',
'maybe': 'maybe/{from}',
'me': 'me/{from}',
'mornin': 'morning/{from}',
'no': 'no/{from}',
'nugget': 'nugget/{name}/{from}',
'off': 'off/{name}/{from}',
'off-with': 'off-with/{thing}/{from}',
'outside': 'outside/{name}/{from}',
'particular': 'particular/{thing}/{from}',
'pink': 'pink/{from}',
'problem': 'problem/{name}/{from}',
'programmer': 'programmer/{from}',
'pulp': 'pulp/{thing}/{from}',
'retard': 'retard/{from}',
'rediculous': 'rediculous/{from}',
'rtfm': 'rftm/{from}',
'sake': 'sake/{from}',
'shakespeare': 'shakespeare/{name}/{from}',
'shit': 'shit/{from}',
'shutup': 'shutup/{name}/{from}',
'single': 'single/{from}',
'thanks': 'thanks/{from}',
'that': 'that/{from}',
'think': 'think/{name}/{from}',
'thinking': 'thinking/{name}/{from}',
'thing': '{thing}/{from}',
'this': 'this/{from}',
'shakespeare': 'shakespeare/{name}/{from}',
'thumbs': 'thumbs/{name}/{from}',
'too': 'too/{from}',
'tucker': 'tucker/{from}',
'what': 'what/{from}',
'xmas': 'xmas/{name}/{from}',
'yoda': 'yoda/{name}/{from}',
'you': 'you/{name}/{from}',
'zayn': 'zayne/{from}',
'zero': 'zero/{from}'
}

def __init__(self, secure=False, language=None):
Expand Down Expand Up @@ -118,7 +167,7 @@ def random(self, **kwargs):
def build_url(self, path, **kwargs):
# use from_ since from is a keyword. *grumble*
params = dict([(k.rstrip('_'), quote(v)) for k, v
in kwargs.items() if v])
in kwargs.items() if v])
url = '{protocol}://foaas.herokuapp.com/{path}'.format(
protocol='https' if self.secure else 'http',
path=path.format(**params))
Expand All @@ -131,24 +180,27 @@ def build_url(self, path, **kwargs):
parser = OptionParser()

parser.add_option('-a', '--action', dest='action', default='off',
help='Name of the action to perform')
help='Name of the action to perform')

parser.add_option('-n', '--name', dest='name',
help='Who do you want to fuck off?')
help='Who do you want to fuck off?')

parser.add_option('-f', '--from', dest='from', help='Who are you?')

parser.add_option('-c', '--company', dest='company',
help='Which company do you want to fuck off?')
help='Which company do you want to fuck off?')

parser.add_option('-t', '--thing', dest='thing',
help='What thing do you want to fuck off?')
help='What thing do you want to fuck off?')

parser.add_option('-r', '--reference', dest='reference',
help='Who do you want to reference?')
help='Who do you want to reference?')

parser.add_option('-v', '--verb', dest='verb',
help='What do you want fucking done?')

parser.add_option('-u', '--url', action='store_true', dest='url',
help='Only display the URL (useful for c/ping)')
help='Only display the URL (useful for c/ping)')

(options, args) = parser.parse_args()

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5 changes: 4 additions & 1 deletion tests.py
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Expand Up @@ -17,7 +17,8 @@ def test_url_secure(self):

def test_url_quoting(self):
url = self.fuck.donut(name='Alice!', from_='Bobby McGee').url
self.assertEqual('http://foaas.herokuapp.com/donut/Alice%21/Bobby%20McGee', url)
self.assertEqual(
'http://foaas.herokuapp.com/donut/Alice%21/Bobby%20McGee', url)

def test_html(self):
html = self.fuck.thanks(from_='Bob').html
Expand All @@ -40,6 +41,8 @@ def test_random(self):
self.fuck.random(name='Tom', from_='Chris')
self.fuck.random(name='Alice', from_='Bob', company='Acme')
self.fuck.random(name='Alice', from_='Bob', reference='Clara')
self.fuck.random(from_='Alice', verb='Grind')
self.fuck.random(from_='Alice', thing='Wallet', verb='Grind')


if __name__ == '__main__':
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