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[golfrumors]

The output source code is not nearly evil enough

If you're open to ideas, please consider obfuscating variable names (I highly recommend using some sort of rule to transform them to owoSpeak for instance) . This has great potential to be insufferable, and I'd love to work on it once I'm done with finals

[dbs4261]

I would suggest using random combinations of capital i, lower case l, and the number 1 for all variable names. I'd also store all literals in a single global array. And then all integers should be written in hexadecimal.